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Privacy Policy

01/01/2024

We respect and are committed to protecting your privacy. That is why we have adopted this Privacy Policy. This Privacy Policy lets you know how your personal information or other information you share with us is processed and used. We promise that we will take steps to use your personal information only in ways that are compatible with this Privacy Policy. The following policies are only in effect for the Web pages, newsletters, customer service information and distribution lists owned and operated by SDockins Consulting under the domain 'leroyandlard.com' (SDockins).
The following discloses our Privacy Policy.

What information are we collecting and how are we collecting it?

Every computer connected to the Internet is given a domain name and a set of numbers, that serve as that computer's "Internet Protocol" IP address . When a visitor requests a web page from SDockins, our Web servers automatically recognize that visitor's domain name and IP address. The domain name and IP address reveal nothing personal about you other than the IP address from which you have accessed our site. We use this information to examine our traffic in aggregate, and to investigate misuse of our network, its users, or to cooperate with law enforcement.
We do not collect and evaluate this information for specific individuals. Our Web servers do not automatically record e-mail addresses of the visitors.

What else should you know about your privacy when online?

SDockins may contain hyperlinks to third party Web sites. SDockins also contains advertisements of third parties. SDockins Consulting is not responsible for the privacy practices or the content of such third party Web sites or advertisers. SDockins Consulting does not share any of the individual personal information you provide SDockins with these linked third parties, although SDockins Consulting may share general, aggregate data with such third parties (such as how many people use our site). Please check with those Web sites to determine their privacy policy.

Please keep in mind that whenever you voluntarily disclose personal information online - for example through e-mail, discussion lists, or elsewhere - that information can be collected and used by others. In short, if you post personal information online that is accessible to the public, you may receive unsolicited messages from other parties in return.

Ultimately, you are solely responsible for maintaining the secrecy of your personal information. Please be careful and responsible whenever you're online.

Will we disclose the information collected to outside third parties?
We will never share, sell, or rent individual personal information with anyone without your advance permission or unless ordered by a court of law. Information submitted to us is only available to employees managing this information for purposes of contacting you or sending you emails based on your request for information and to contracted service providers for purposes of providing services relating to our relationship and communications with you.

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Welcome to leroyandlard.com (The “Site”). SDockins Consulting. (Hereafter “We”, “Our”, “Us” Or “SDockins”) provides services to you subject to the Notices, Terms, and Conditions set forth in this Agreement (The “Agreement”). In addition, when you use the Site you will be subject to the Rules, Guidelines, Policies, Terms and Conditions applicable to such service, as they are incorporated into this Agreement by this Reference. We maintain the right to change this Site and these Terms and Conditions at any time. You are responsible for regularly reviewing this Agreement. Continued use of the Service after any such changes shall constitute your consent to such changes.

TERMS OF USE

Except as permitted in the paragraph above and by SDockins, you may not reproduce, distribute, display, sell, lease, transmit, create derivative works from, translate, modify, reverse-engineer, disassemble, decompile or otherwise exploit this Site or any portion of it unless expressly permitted by us in writing. You may not make any commercial use of any of the information provided on the Site or make any use of the Site for the benefit of another business unless explicitly permitted by us in advance. We reserve the right to refuse service, terminate accounts, and/or cancel use at its discretion, including, without limitation, if we believe that conduct violates applicable law or is harmful to our interests.

You shall not upload to, distribute, or otherwise publish through this Site any Content, information, or other material that (a) violates or infringes the copyrights, patents, trademarks, service marks, trade secrets, or other proprietary rights of any person; (b) is libelous, threatening, defamatory, obscene, indecent, pornographic, or could give rise to any civil or criminal liability under U.S. or international law; or (c) includes any bugs, viruses, worms, trap doors, Trojan horses or other harmful code or properties.

Content provided on this site is solely for ENTERTAINMENT & INFORMATIONAL PURPOSES.

REGISTRATION & PASSWORD SECURITY
When you provide SDockins with your email address and/or mobile phone number, you consent to SDockins using that email address and/or mobile phone number to send you Service-related notices via e-mail or text message, including any notices required by law, in lieu of communication by postal mail.

SDockins may assign you a password and account identification to enable you to access and use certain portions of this Site. Each time you use a password or identification, you will be authorized to access and use the Site in a manner consistent with the Terms and Conditions of this Agreement. We are under no obligation to investigate the authorization or source of any such access or use of the Site. YOU WILL BE SOLELY RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL ACCESS TO AND USE OF THIS SITE BY ANYONE USING THE PASSWORD AND IDENTIFICATION ORIGINALLY ASSIGNED TO YOU WHETHER OR NOT SUCH ACCESS TO AND USE OF THIS SITE IS ACTUALLY AUTHORIZED BY YOU, INCLUDING WITHOUT LIMITATION, ALL COMMUNICATIONS AND TRANSMISSIONS AND ALL OBLIGATIONS (INCLUDING WITHOUT LIMITATION FINANCIAL OBLIGATIONS) INCURRED THROUGH SUCH ACCESS OR USE. You are solely responsible for protecting the security and confidentiality of the password and identification assigned to you. You shall immediately notify SDockins of any unauthorized use of your password or identification or any other breach or threatened breach of this Site's security.

ERRORS & OMISSIONS
This Site, its capabilities, functions, information, and intellectual property are provided on an as is basis, without expressed or implied warranty or guarantee and may be discontinued at any time. There is no stated or implied representation as to the suitability, accuracy or stability. References to other sites are provided for the convenience of the user. SDockins assumes no liability for the content or presentation of a Hypertext Linked Site. SDockins, its directors, officers and employees disclaim all liability for any loss including direct, indirect, incidental, special or consequential damages caused by reliance on this information.

DISPUTES
This Agreement will be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of California without regard to principles of conflicts of laws. In the event of a dispute arising from or relating to the Agreement, or the rights and obligations of either party, the parties shall attempt in good faith to resolve the dispute through nonbinding mediation. If the parties are unsuccessful in resolving their dispute through mediation, the dispute shall be settled totally and finally by arbitration. Notwithstanding the foregoing, SDockins shall be entitled to bring an action before the State or Federal Courts, seeking a restraining order, temporary or permanent injunction, or other equitable relief to protect its intellectual property rights, including but not limited to trade secrets, trademarks, trade names, patents, and copyrights.

LIMITATION OF LIABILITY
IN NO EVENT SHALL ANY PARTY BE LIABLE TO ANYONE FOR ANY INDIRECT, PUNITIVE, SPECIAL, EXEMPLARY, INCIDENTAL, CONSEQUENTIAL OR OTHER DAMAGES OF ANY TYPE OR KIND (INCLUDING LOSS OF DATA, REVENUE, PROFITS, USE OR OTHER ECONOMIC ADVANTAGE) ARISING OUT OF, OR IN ANY WAY CONNECTED WITH THIS SITE, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE USE OR INABILITY TO USE THE SITE, OR FOR ANY CONTENT OBTAINED FROM OR THROUGH THE SITE, ANY INTERRUPTION, INACCURACY, ERROR OR OMISSION, REGARDLESS OF CAUSE IN ANY INFORMATION CONTAINED HEREIN, EVEN IF THE PARTY FROM WHICH DAMAGES ARE BEING SOUGHT HAVE BEEN PREVIOUSLY ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES. Certain states and/or jurisdictions do not allow the exclusion of implied warranties or limitation of liability for incidental, consequential or certain other types of damages, so the exclusions set forth above may not apply to you.

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